fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wanna go halves on a baby?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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