that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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