Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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