she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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