i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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