I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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