chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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