I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Couch. On fire.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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