doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
And then he peed in my hair
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