hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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