Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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