Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
please come you make the beer taste better
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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