Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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