Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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