that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Well I just put wine in my tea
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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