On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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