her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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