Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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