Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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