The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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