he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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