He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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