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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
