I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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