Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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