sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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