And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
