so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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