Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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