3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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