what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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