At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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