White coat. Heels.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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