smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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