I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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