i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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