Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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