i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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