he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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