at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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