My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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