Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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