is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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