it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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