it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
