did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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