Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The ass gains better be worth it
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