On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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