This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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