I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
