I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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