hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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