I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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