This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I forget how to act sober
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