Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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